I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
I feel my life is so scattered right now. Like it’s all these small pieces of...– John Green and David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via durianquotes)
Anonymous asked: If you were a kitten, I'd tickle your tummy. because you'd be a kitten. i do that to every kitten I can. Kittens are cute. You're already cute though. if you ever become a kitten, keep your hat, please?
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
pizzattack: the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
modernmartyr: My entire life is covered in cat hair
Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have...– Maya Angelou (via petite—fleur)
Anonymous asked: You are the only exception, and after all this time, I'm still into you...
sexdrugsandredskittles asked: Calm down there anon. She's my kitty ;)
Anonymous asked: I hope you scratch.